i’m Michael (my stage name) and I’m 14. i like to write, act, take pictures and play music. i’m often known as “that guy”. here’s my stuff.Tumblr (3.0; @jacobmpitts)http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/Boss: Gentlemen, our amusement parks have been a success, but now, we need something that customers can go to so they can beat the heat! Any ideas?<br /> Johnson: I gOtZ n IdEa <br /> Boss: Oh God. What is it?<br /> Johnson: HoW 'bOuT wE tAkE bIg DaRk TuBeS aNd PoInT tHeM dOwN n HaVe PeOpLe FaLl ThRoUgH tHeM. <br /> Boss: Not bad, but how does that beat the heat? <br /> Johnson: wE FILL da TuBeS WiTh WaTeR, aNd At ThE bOtToM oF tHe TuBe, ThErEs A pOoL. <br /> Boss: This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard!!!! But, what about people who don't want to experience high thrill?<br /> Johnson: PUT EM IN A RIVER <br /> Boss: That is so fucking brilliant. http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/41586807207http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/41586807207Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:41:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3603c9c4d88982cc13f4a25f902a9f60/tumblr_mgjg49QBRa1rspqpxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Subway of Downtown Dallas</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/40380642015http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/40380642015Sat, 12 Jan 2013 19:31:21 -0500me: it's way too hot in here.<br /> me: it's way to dark. <br /> me: can I turn on a light? <br /> me: *turns on a dim light*<br /> me: it's too bright in here<br /> me: I need a new mattress .<br /> me: is there a brick in my pillow? <br /> me: oooo smartphone <br /> me*goes on tumblr* <br /> me: I'm going to make a post. <br /> me: what should it be about? <br /> me: I know! how about how I can't sleep tonight! <br /> me: *starts typing header for a new post* <br /> me: it's too hot in here. http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39995099849http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39995099849Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:47:03 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/39721384032/dont-move-thers-a-little-bug-on-your-back">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><br/> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lid2duGZcU1qe0jsf.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39725715000http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39725715000Sat, 05 Jan 2013 01:16:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvwphS7LD1r6zdqno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guardianangelof5hommos.tumblr.com/post/31767506454/acciobenedictcumberbatch">guardianangelof5hommos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acciobenedictcumberbatch.tumblr.com/post/22057530045/fuckyeahrainbowhair-fallingfate">acciobenedictcumberbatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahrainbowhair.tumblr.com/post/13246763023/fallingfate-rapeculturemakesmeangry-this-is">fuckyeahrainbowhair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fallingfate.tumblr.com/post/13222874611/rapeculturemakesmeangry-this-is-from-the-slut">fallingfate</a>:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rapeculturemakesmeangry.tumblr.com/post/12991474808/this-is-from-the-slut-walk-one-of-the-arguments">rapeculturemakesmeangry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls <em>ask</em> for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.</p> </blockquote> <p>I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.</p> </blockquote> <p>an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.</p> </blockquote> <p>Always, always reblog.</p> </blockquote> <p>Doesn’t matter what your blog is about. Forever reblog.</p> </blockquote>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39725352019http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39725352019Sat, 05 Jan 2013 01:10:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/deac687ab6b87b6373c42f0ed55edcf7/tumblr_mg003aK55c1qzd0p8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f78d76b8d0eab778300ca1ee766f6de6/tumblr_mg003aK55c1qzd0p8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ea6aafa015d9be2f5c289e7cb13c51e/tumblr_mg003aK55c1qzd0p8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0859ec399212ba5beb4980da2cace493/tumblr_mg003aK55c1qzd0p8o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd5c8742d45a2303af25da3beb333905/tumblr_mg003aK55c1qzd0p8o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lomographicsociety.tumblr.com/post/39531100135/most-popular-photos-uploaded-in-2012-millions-of">lomographicsociety</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.lomography.com/magazine/news/2012/12/29/most-popular-photos-uploaded-in-2012?utm_source=www&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_term=communityfeature&utm_campaign=campaign">Most Popular Photos Uploaded in 2012</a></strong></p> <p><span>Millions of Lomographs have been uploaded over the year but only a handful will stick into our minds.</span></p> <p><span></span><span>Those Lomographs are the ones we just can’t resist but like, comment, and share; our simplest ways of showing appreciation. And this 2012, 15 Lomographs have stood out in our Community and they are 2012’s most popular photos uploaded. Definitely breath taking! Cheers!</span></p> </blockquote>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39538757131http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39538757131Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:35:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/265241f4df2fb1c732f5fca16350a8de/tumblr_mg18aq0irc1rspqpxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>things from his point of view</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39537965222http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39537965222Wed, 02 Jan 2013 23:25:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4378268f768a6a9550e51fbb90b0d793/tumblr_mfr57sfArf1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/39530192493/everything-love">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p> </blockquote>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39530635166http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39530635166Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:59:35 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zaDriMzV9wg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Best. Thing. Ever.</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39530601244http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39530601244Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:59:13 -0500relient kmusicyoutubeloveskateboardurbanmeekakitty<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/434729cde55140432bafde50201df99a/tumblr_mfo3i02Yyu1ro3fdho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39527882987http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39527882987Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:28:34 -0500<p>what sucks is when you don&#8217;t want to love someone, but you can&#8217;t stop thinking about them and it drives you crazy. and you know it&#8217;ll never be, but you can&#8217;t stop.</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39462762122http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39462762122Wed, 02 Jan 2013 04:01:22 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Auser%3A129015176%3Aplaylist%3A4bpwuUf5OwqRKSXfptRRei&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is a playlist that is in the process of building, but just some of my favorites. Perfect for browsing tumblr or pouring out your thoughts… Late at Night</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39186190453http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/39186190453Sat, 29 Dec 2012 23:10:45 -0500musicspotify<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2c08Ym0f1qeryqto1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38553395322http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38553395322Sat, 22 Dec 2012 12:24:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2f5c550051ce0f630a9e3940336571a/tumblr_meye26ylgO1rh44x5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38277437621http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38277437621Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:24:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6j1ngIgs1qz7t0xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eatsleepdraw.com/post/38274634712">eatsleepdraw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>New tumblr</p> <p><a href="http://momadethisshit.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://momadethisshit.tumblr.com/">http://momadethisshit.tumblr.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>Black Friday shopping</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38277396351http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38277396351Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:23:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76f49ec845ceddcf12332061823e16c4/tumblr_mf5pbnNHbP1rspqpxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>downtown Waxahachie</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38122174086http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/38122174086Sun, 16 Dec 2012 22:50:10 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56fc77b5a9c4d04966848685f61ca691/tumblr_mewo1eIWwn1rlqffuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coalblack.tumblr.com/post/37774984348">coalblack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Options 2-100</em> | <a href="http://www.jacobvanloon.com">Jacob van Loon</a></p> </blockquote> <p>wow, that’s a really good painting. i really gotta, HAND it to you on that one.</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37783770961http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37783770961Wed, 12 Dec 2012 07:21:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33d5669039ce07c9c4d3b67d2fe3c50c/tumblr_meqknqwmkT1qbukryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i love urban</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37685723295http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37685723295Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:43:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zmp2NsCt1qj86hyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bloodymane.tumblr.com/post/37599602109/this-might-be-the-grunge-blog-you-are-looking-for" class="tumblr_blog">bloodymane</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bloodymane.tumblr.com"><strong><big>This might be the grunge blog you are looking for, give it a chance ✞</big></strong></a></p></blockquote>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37685682842http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37685682842Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:42:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e919dd971ef795d5166a6c9849833f87/tumblr_mesdrwzp7t1rxea3ko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lolita-inthesky-withdimonds.tumblr.com/post/37592189848/favorite-album-by-far" class="tumblr_blog">lolita-inthesky-withdimonds</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>favorite album by far.</p></blockquote> <p>wow.</p>http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37620012288http://jacobmpitts.tumblr.com/post/37620012288Mon, 10 Dec 2012 00:26:00 -0500