January 2013
11 posts
How Water Parks Were Made
Boss: Gentlemen, our amusement parks have been a success, but now, we need something that customers can go to so they can beat the heat! Any ideas?
Johnson: I gOtZ n IdEa
Boss: Oh God. What is it?
Johnson: HoW 'bOuT wE tAkE bIg DaRk TuBeS aNd PoInT tHeM dOwN n HaVe PeOpLe FaLl ThRoUgH tHeM.
Boss: Not bad, but how does that beat the heat?
Johnson: wE FILL da TuBeS WiTh WaTeR, aNd At ThE bOtToM oF tHe TuBe, ThErEs A pOoL.
Boss: This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard!!!! But, what about people who don't want to experience high thrill?
Johnson: PUT EM IN A RIVER
Boss: That is so fucking brilliant.
trying to fall asleep
me: it's way too hot in here.
me: it's way to dark.
me: can I turn on a light?
me: *turns on a dim light*
me: it's too bright in here
me: I need a new mattress .
me: is there a brick in my pillow?
me: oooo smartphone
me*goes on tumblr*
me: I'm going to make a post.
me: what should it be about?
me: I know! how about how I can't sleep tonight!
me: *starts typing header for a new post*
me: it's too hot in here.
"Don't move, there's a little bug on your back"
sodamnrelatable:
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what sucks is when you don’t want to love someone, but you can’t stop thinking about them and it drives you crazy. and you know it’ll never be, but you can’t stop.
December 2012
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This is a playlist that is in the process of...
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i don’t listen to hip hop/ rap very often....
i don't expect for you to read all of this
But I want to get this off of my chest. This past month has been all over the place. Literally. To sum it up, Theater has basically dictated my life. I went to a competition in Van, Texas with a bunch of other schools who were from miles away like we were. I then performed a show later that month, and headed straight for Houston, TX to where I participated in a 3 day theater convention. And THAT...
life sucks when it gets busy because there’s no time to enjoy the things you used to.
November 2012
4 posts
Such an awesome, beautiful song. Check out more of...
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October 2012
19 posts
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The Drunk Man
There once was a drunken man standing on a soap box. Slurring his words and saying random, illogical things to the people who were listening. They didn’t want to listen, but they had no choice. So this drunk man saying things not relevant towards anything that really matters, spoke on his box for hours upon hours. Messing up his words, slurring them, ruining everything. The drunk man was...
When walking down the hallway at school:
Me: Get the fuck out of my way
Me: Couples..
Me: I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
Me: Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
Me: What are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
Me: This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
Me: Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you
“I should probably go to bed now……
Nah….”
– Everyone on Tumblr.
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The Wind (A Poem)
I really wish I was the gracious wind,
to travel the world and to never end,
to roam around what exists around me,
knowing what it’s like, to truly be free.
To escape life and escape as the wind,
to put all of the troubles to an end,
to never have a thing bad upon me,
that is what it’s like to be truly free.
Does any troubles at all feel the wind?
Does the great...
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Gorilla vs Bear Halloween Mix 2012 →
This, is a MUST listen.
Perfect for Halloween, relaxing, and great tumblr background music.
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