i'm Michael

How Water Parks Were Made

Boss: Gentlemen, our amusement parks have been a success, but now, we need something that customers can go to so they can beat the heat! Any ideas?
Johnson: I gOtZ n IdEa 
Boss: Oh God. What is it?
Johnson: HoW 'bOuT wE tAkE bIg DaRk TuBeS aNd PoInT tHeM dOwN n HaVe PeOpLe FaLl ThRoUgH tHeM. 
Boss: Not bad, but how does that beat the heat? 
Johnson: wE FILL da TuBeS WiTh WaTeR, aNd At ThE bOtToM oF tHe TuBe, ThErEs A pOoL. 
Boss: This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard!!!! But, what about people who don't want to experience high thrill?
Johnson: PUT EM IN A RIVER 
Boss: That is so fucking brilliant.

Subway of Downtown Dallas

trying to fall asleep

me: it's way too hot in here.
me: it's way to dark. 
me: can I turn on a light? 
me: *turns on a dim light*
me: it's too bright in here
me: I need a new mattress .
me: is there a brick in my pillow? 
me: oooo smartphone 
 me*goes on tumblr* 
me: I'm going to make a post. 
me: what should it be about? 
me: I know! how about how I can't sleep tonight! 
me: *starts typing header for a new post* 
me: it's too hot in here.

“Don’t move, there’s a little bug on your back”

sodamnrelatable:

guardianangelof5hommos:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

fuckyeahrainbowhair:

fallingfate:

rapeculturemakesmeangry:

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

Always, always reblog.

Doesn’t matter what your blog is about. Forever reblog.

lomographicsociety:

Most Popular Photos Uploaded in 2012

Millions of Lomographs have been uploaded over the year but only a handful will stick into our minds.

Those Lomographs are the ones we just can’t resist but like, comment, and share; our simplest ways of showing appreciation. And this 2012, 15 Lomographs have stood out in our Community and they are 2012’s most popular photos uploaded. Definitely breath taking! Cheers!

things from his point of view

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

Best. Thing. Ever.

what sucks is when you don’t want to love someone, but you can’t stop thinking about them and it drives you crazy. and you know it’ll never be, but you can’t stop.

This is a playlist that is in the process of building, but just some of my favorites. Perfect for browsing tumblr or pouring out your thoughts… Late at Night